Haikus

I am a mirror
Of everything around me
Evolve with nature

With eyes that see all
The unseen chameleon
Will always see you

I left you outside.
Chameleon, where are you?
High in the oak tree.

I need U-V-B.
Don't forget to change the bulb,
Once every six months.

Crickets, dubia,
They are delicious.
But I want silk worms.

Sorry for pooping
On your expensive carpet
But you deserved it.