When applying for work....

Try to correctly spell the name of the company you're hoping to work for!

I can't believe I just tossed two resumes into the recycle bin because they don't seem to know this little detail!

I sometimes have to sort through hundreds of resumes for one opening. I'm sure a lot of reasonably qualified people never make it past my initial sorting process, just because they failed to proof read!

I know typos happen to all of us (I sure as heck make a lot of them). But for a resume or application, please have someone else check it over for you before you submit. Preferably someone with good grammar and for whom English (or whatever language you are using) is a first language.

Oh, and if I say you MUST be able to do X, please clearly indicate somewhere that you at least know what X is. Dont make me search your resume in the hopes it is there, cuz Im not that desperate to hire you.

And another thing - there is a difference between There, Their, and They're. Learn about it.

While you are at it, learn when to use ME and when to use I. The first person singular pronoun is I when it's a subject and me when it's an object. For example: Susan and I wrote a book about Susan and me.
It's not "No one is as good as me" it's "No one is as good as I" just finish the sentence and you'll know what to do: "No one is as good as I AM at being me" not "No one is as good as me is at being me."

Don't let the word "than" mess you up. Susan loves Arthur more than I means more than I do. Whereas, Susan loves Arthur more than me means more than she loves me.

I don't care if no one speaks this way anymore. We're not having an informal conversation here. You are applying for a job that requires excellent oral and written communication in a formal environment.

Also, please be consistant in your punctuation. Consistency is a good thing.

Which is not to say you should use the same boring adjective/adverb to describe your talents three sentences in a row. I don't really want to hire a boring writer with a limited vocabulary. It suggests you never read books and haven't heard of a little thing called a thesaurus, and that suggests you are .... not someone likely to get the job.

I am dyslexic. My spelling is atrocious. That's one reason I'm hiring somone to deal with my correspondence! If I wanted crap, I'd do it myself!

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I am called the "grammar nazi" at my school for several reasons, so, it must only be logical to love this blog.
 
Ugh. I am so tired of reading resumes and interviewing. Can't wait for this last hire to be finished, and to enjoy what I hope will be as much as a year before I have to do it again!

Right now I am hiring for a part-time (17.5 hours a week) administrative support position that's several steps above entry-level. Its not an easy peezy job, and the renumeration reflects that. The rate of pay and benefits plans are quite good, above market average, including annual education/professional development funds and pension, and flexible hours. It is a good job, even if its only part-time. I was hoping it would appeal to someone who wants to semi-retire, or someone who is going to school part-time, or someone who also wants to spend time with their family.

The job description /posting advert was detailed, including a list of required qualifications that included computer skills, writing ability, and more.

Of the 39 applications, only 19 had no significant spelling, grammer and/or formatting issues. Seriously! Half of them couldnt write themselves out of a paper bag. Im not talkin minor typos, I mean really really bad.

Of those 19, only 9 were in any way actually qualified.

Do people not learn how to write resumes or cover letters anymore? Does no one proof-read anymore!? Can people somehow read qualification expectations, know they have none of it, yet think somehow that doesnt matter? Cant they at least give me some idea of how they might maybe have some equivalent education or experience, even if its a stretch?

How does four years of serving coffee and a grade 9 education in any way make someone suddenly think they are right for a sernior clerical position with signficant responsibilities and the need for certain knowledge, skills and abilities (few of which are related to waitressing). If they can make the case for it, Im ready to hear them. But these folks made no such effort. Just tossed crap on a piece of paper and sent it in. Wasting their time, and mine, and the piece of paper it was written on.

I can only hope that one the four who will actually get inteviewed is worth hiring.

Maybe I should start offering my services to help people fix their terrible resumes. Some of these people will never be hired, without some serious help. Im sure some of those who applied are intelligent, but just dont know how to market themselves.
Others "just" need to get a little basic education. Dont people know that a high-school education is essentially free? Dont people know that there are lots of supports to help people get a post-secondary education, a trade, a certificate in something useful, some marketable skills?

Cant wait for this week to be over!
 

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