Chameleon Crazy Chick

I am a NERD. Nerdo numbero uno. (I'm taking Spanish 1.)
I want to be a herpetologist (eventually)...
I look forward to taking over my parents house with chameleons when I inherit it.
My mom has threatened multiple times to only give me the house if I promise to have 1 chameleon. Never gonna happen.
Chameleons saved me from depression... Gotta love 'em.
I want to start breeding chameleons once I'm out of college.... in 8-9 years.
Dang it. that's a long time.
Sleep and food are overrated. All you need is a cham to keep ya going...
Nik is now 9 months old. He's getting his colors (I guess he's a late bloomer?)
I wish I could take over the world. Then EVERY animal would be safe. (I hope?)
I constantly search Youtube for chameleon documentaries. (VERY informational. I suggest doing it sometime.)
I am a soccer referee and work a paper route. Gotta feed the cham somehow.
It is my greatest wish to live in my mothers basement, pay the rent, and breed EVERY REPTILE KNOWN TO MAN.
Thanks for reading.