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The other day I looked down, and I thought my chameleon looked at me, and I swear to god, just like The Big Lebowski, he said, " well that's just like your opinion,man." It was wild. And I have actually heard things about communing with lizard people. But the truth is, my lizard didn't really...

Except for the part about the fat tail thing

You know what else, I think I'm going to stop calling it dusting. Because man that is freaking me out. I mean just say that word a few times. dust. Dust. DUst. DuST. is that even a real word,seriously. I'm going to think of, come up with, and set out on a campaign to change the common jargon...

I always thought the term "dusting" was an odd term, although it makes perfect intuitive sense, of course , because like after you put the powdered supplements or whatever on them they DO have a layer of "dust" literally on them. But still, "dusting" just has this connotation for me, like...

I believe the O. P. Would be the judge of that. Some readers prefer a more pedantic tone, and boring"nerdy" stylistic approach such as yours. where as I prefer a more "populist" , lamens approach which attempts to combine personal anecdotes related to the joy of chameleon ownership and humor...

There is a name for what you are doing. In psychiatric circles it's referred to as "projecting". It is the applying of internal ideas or values upon an external source. I blaim the media for brainwashing us with these corrosive misperceptions and self conscious paranoids. I sometimes obsess...

There's actually a scientific name for that behavior and in lizard acadamia speak it's known as "super chill mode";it may alternately be termed the "I Don't give a crickets turd look". It usually occurs in those down times inbetween the morning heat up, breakfast, some basking, perusing the...

So let's use this thread for all those who need a free and open forum to voice feelings and concerns about the stresses and day to day lives of the American husband.

I had some real funny things to post about being a husband for a prolonged period of time, so I find it elitist, and non-democratic, not to mention just downright nasty to disallow comment on this thread.

And there in lies the rub

One of the mysteries of life is balancing the "mixed logic" to which you refer. First I will meNtion the famed Dr. Oaccam, and the well known Concept of Occam's razor. Where one is to consider that the most simplest answer is most likely the correct. And true answer. So I always follow what's...

Have you recently felt depress yourself. Perhaps isolated,as if no one in the world were exactly like YOU. I often feel restless myself. As if only the sensation of marching ,traveling, exploring on is the only source Luton the the mystery of life. Perhaps you have felt the urge to wander, to...

Me: Oh chameleo, chameleo, Wherefore art thou chameleo Deny thy father and Refuse thy name, Or if thou wilt not Be sworn my love, And I'll no longer post as the veiled prophet. Delta(my chameleon): Do I have to listen to more of this, or are you funna shut up?! Me: Tis but that...

The kids have a phrase they use that is this: "TMI", and this seemingly meaningless, yet mysteriously strange combination of alphabetical symbols means TO MUCH INFORMATION. There is often wisdom in youth,but if the unsettling anarchy in f the young kind seems not a place for good judgement from...

My chameleon has an umbrella and busts into "singing in the rain" when I gently spray her. little shorty Loves that. And in my opinion anecdotal evidence kicks statistical evidences a$$!

1st off, I've spent time in the hole myself, so I know what I'm talking about. And it's not what you think. So get your mind out of the gutter. And I've been a lurker on this forum for a long time, so I KNOW your mind is the gutter. Don't try to convince me otherwise. Any woo , I know for a fact...

Age and sex are touchy topics to many. Some prefer youth,some pure beauty. to some wealth. And throughout history man has grappled with the place of love, and intimacy,and sex, and attempted to define it in its time and place. But let it be known, that lizards care not about mans puritanical...

If you've been doing this for ONE WHOLE YEAR!? Well I know it's the thought that counts so cheerio mate on the good look in' out. But your little niiga most likely has learned to adapt. Or,more that likely , since it takes about 3 years to actually kill a chameleons, due to the fact that they...

When the April day is now at an end And the heat lamp turns of on the veiled chameleon And the crickets digesting in silence they sleep Will this post garner complaints about the cage that I keep Will they say "oh no heat lamps that just isn't right," "And just how many crickets was that 3 or...