Lol that cracked me up! Seeing all the crazy stuff on these forums and not having kept Chameleons since at least a decade ago, I figured better safe than sorry! Thanks for replying Joe!
Your Chameleon - The species, sex, and age of your chameleon. How long has it been in your care? I have a male Ambilobe that is about 7 months old.
Handling - How often do you handle your chameleon? Not often, he doesn't love being handled so maybe once every two weeks.
Feeding - What are you...