Busch Gardens TampAHHHHHH Bay

Dankmeleon

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oh yea and if you ever get a chance to go , def go to busch gardens in tampa bay, its an orchid and landscape heaven, not to mention the sickest roller coasters in the south(six flags atlanta is money too for the roll coasters)

amazing animals, they have a rediculous nosy be there who is the size of an overweight armadillo, white tigers, apes, chimps, lemurs, gators, crocs, just about every birds including but not limited to flamingos roadrunners peacocks spoonbilled storks pelicans swans geese etc etc , hippos, aquariums, zebra, giraffes, gazelle, water buffalo koalas elephants, tortoises, a whole muesum barn of champion budweiser horses and their offspring for you to tour!!!!!


and my favorite part of all. the hospitality house. at the hospitality house you are entitled to 2 free 12 oz beers per day. What this means is there are 2 lines on busy days, and if there is nothing about you that sticks out or makes them remember you, you are entitled to as many free beers as you can manage to criss cross lines. and there are two shifts per day of workers who won't remember your two beer limit, and these people are trained.

so the savvy animal watcher who wants to get drunk for free on A.B. american beers like amber bock bud bud light shock top pale wheat and all the other brands a b can plan their day to travel around the park hitting the beer joint at least 4 times

and if you are really cool and you get drunk enough and you have rediculous style and experience, you can come with diffent little outfit additions and have a great time creating new characters.

like on of my characters has a mexican beany is like hey like me get a budweiser ayyyy chico

and then on my next run I may switch into some tight shirts and have a camera around my neck and next thing you know I'm a tourist from the UK

its all about being creative, and I don't know very many places where creativity gets you free beer.

the first time i went there my id had a slight bend in it, so that limited me cuz I was probably the only person there with a crooked ID and the beer people were able to specifically recall that this was my second beer, and I only got two that day and had to spend 10 dollars on my other 2, boo

I say keep your 10 dollars and come up with creative characters , like my new slow character le le le le le le le le let can ca ca can I p p p please have a b b b b b ud light p p p p please
 
There's only one problem with your theory... it's American beer! And really, what's the point.

Cheers (with a good Canadian brew)
T
 
Sounds like a Blast Dank! Six Flags So Cal is pretty sweet but they don't serve beer at all... We have to sneak it while in the parking lot and try not to stagger to hard while going into the gates. Shoot, I would go just to see how many free beers I could get...

The closest place to me where they offer any form of free booze is Vegas... and even then they are just getting you trashed to take your cash anyway. I like to go sit in the sports book at the Casinos and I act like I wagered on the games just to get free booze from the waitress... Works out nice.
 
if you go through each line twice during the first shift, thats 4 beers

if you repeat that process in shift two, thats 8 beers

that could be a movie
 
and trace, while i prefer american beer over canadien i certainly don't find canadien beer pointless

the thought of american beer being pointless is laughable and furthermore it probably in some way contributed to your birth hahahaha
 
Dank that is a great idea. This sounds like fun I want to come to florida and join hahaaha. I go to CEDAR POINT every year. Voted number 1 best theme park for roller coasters in the world every year. Top thrill dragster 125 miles an hour in 3 seconds oh yeah. I have yet to try my slick idea there though. I have one of those ankle cast boot things from a skateboarding injury. Well they let people who are hurt up to the front of the lines so they dont have to stand in line. So with our powers combined we can get really wasted for free and jump ahead of everyone and ride the coasters untill we puke without hardly any waiting. Hahahaha
 
riding roller coasters over and over again sound way better in paper, i rode montu 3 times in a row and we all agreed one more time and it was going to be 150 mph of inverted throwup lol
 
Hahaha i love it. I worked at Cedar Point for a few months. They would have ride nights for the employees. We would ride them noon stop for 2 hours. I havent read anything about coasters for a while. 150? Last time I heard the Top Thrill was fastest. They had to out do some park in Japan.
 
I've never been to any parks outside of Cali... But I know the "X" here at six flags so cal is FRIGGIN INCREDIBLE... Such a crazy concept for a coaster, Independlty flipping seats sticking off the side of the track... 300 ft Literally verticle drop, literally head first... BAD ASS! They have the "X"2 now... I am not sure if this is the spot of the old X, but I am sure that Rocks Socks also!
 
ive been there before when i was younger but ill have to go back again and check out the coaster to although i live on the other side of the states haha so it might be a lil while ill have to talk my buds into takin a trip!
 
FYI, since you're coming down for the Reptile Super Show, Sea World is owned by Anheuser-Busch and has the same free beers building/setup here.

I had no idea Anheuser-Busch owner Sea World! That is awesome... Shoot last time I was there I was just a snotty little neonate on a leash.
 
i'd like to take this moment to point out that historically the addition of beer can make almost any situation far more suitable, for instance you are somewhere you don't want to be with a bunch of people you don't want to be with, all of a sudden there is a cold keg in the middle of the room

suddenly the situation isn't so unpleasant and gradually it becomes fun
 
Okay... I had to post this... I actually have to give credit to Kevin (Summoner12) for telling me this one last night... was so funny I had to look it up to post it here...

FLASH!!!

Breaking News

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer
and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize
when wrong.

No further testing is planned.
 
:) hahahahaha:) Nice one Socal. I like micro brewery beer. Anyone from Denver drink Flying Dog. Its brewed in Maryland to and by far the best line of micro brews in my opinion.
 
I don't know if it gets distributed through the states... But the Best Cali Beer is Firestone Double Barrel Ale... ahahahahah... I just got reaaaal thirsty! I highly recommend it if you like the thicker Ale's.
 
Thats kick ass they distribute down there. Personally im a tire bite (golden ale) guy but it all taste great. The old bass player for one of the bands Im in used to work at the Wildgoose brewery where they brew it. It sucks now because I have to pay for it:mad:
 
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