Reasons to buy a chameleon instead of a dog

[alphakenc]

This is gonna be my next dog...can anyone identify the breed

 

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

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That's a teddy bear pom pom or some crazy weird crap

 

[Thehippie]

just a Pomeranian with a great haircut lol

 

[Thehippie]

u know, I want a hedge hog now that we're talking future pets, although I heard theyre huffy

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[Kristen Wilkins]

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teddy bear Pom with a hair cut .

 

[alphakenc]

That's a teddy bear pom pom or some crazy weird crap

Short hair pom pom much better than the golden lab...

 

[alphakenc]

Ok ok u all win what about this one huh??

 

[janjan20]

SKOL!!! I was born and raised on the ND/MN/Canadian borders. Even though I'm in Bronco AFC country now I will always represent my home teams! My Moms side mostly resides in the twin cities as well.

Awesome! My dad is a die hard fan and grew up in ND. Good on you and hopefully they can make it to a bowl lol! They are always so close

 

[alphakenc]

Remember folks...smaller dogs or puppies don't knock things down easily like those bigger dogs ....and much easier to wash them too!!

 

[KobaOregonherper]

Having worked in vet hospitals, I'll tell you I would rather work on pit's, boxers, dobies or shepherds rather than face a chihuahua or toy poodle.

Chameleons don't get fleas.

I've always stood by the ideology that there are dogs and then there are chew toys. All dogs smaller than a backpack fall under the chew toy category.

 

[snitz427]

My husband was a mailman once upon a time (be still my heart). You would be surprised how often they get bit. Or worse. His fondest memory is when he was delivering mail in a particularly bad neighborhood when a car sped past, slammed the breaks and threw a trash bag in the road. As my husband approached he realized there was a severed head next to it and a presumably dead body inside.

Never underestimate a mailman - they’ve seen some stuff!

 

[snitz427]

Hehe
I have a toy chihuahua and a chorkie (toy chihuahua/yorkie), both as sweet as can be.
Unfortunately, they bark. Obsessively.
Another reason to get a chameleon
(And chameleons dont poop on the floor of your bedroom)

No but theyve pooped on my head!

 

[JoXie411]

My husband was a mailman once upon a time (be still my heart). You would be surprised how often they get bit. Or worse. His fondest memory is when he was delivering mail in a particularly bad neighborhood when a car sped past, slammed the breaks and threw a trash bag in the road. As my husband approached he realized there was a severed head next to it and a presumably dead body inside.

Never underestimate a mailman - they’ve seen some stuff!

Great maybe I should check what’s in that bag I picked up off the road this weekend

 

[Zevil]

u know, I want a hedge hog now that we're talking future pets, although I heard theyre huffy

Did someone say hedgehog?

Meet Prickle Hoggleton the Grouch.

 

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

Great maybe I should check what’s in that bag I picked up off the road this weekend

 

[JoXie411]

Did someone say hedgehog?

Meet Prickle Hoggleton the Grouch.

I chased one while drunk once, one of my proudest moments. This is it

 

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

I chased one while drunk once, one of my proudest moments. This is it

One does not race a hedgehog and win. Have you never played Sonic?

 

[JoXie411]

One does not race a hedgehog and win. Have you never played Sonic?

Idk that one lost big time. Corona 1 vs hedgehog 0

 

[Daesie11]

Did someone say hedgehog?

Meet Prickle Hoggleton the Grouch.

PRICKLE. HOGGLETON. THE GROUCH. If that's not the best name for a hedgehog I dont know what is. My God I can die knowing I've lived a fulfilled life knowing this hedgehog is out there in the world.

 

[Zevil]

I chased one while drunk once, one of my proudest moments. This is it

Haha that's a funny thing to picture in my head.

PRICKLE. HOGGLETON. THE GROUCH. If that's not the best name for a hedgehog I dont know what is. My God I can die knowing I've lived a fulfilled life knowing this hedgehog is out there in the world.

I picked that name randomly and it's supposed to sound British because he turns up his nose at 90% of the food I offered him, he's too classy I guess. No offense for the British stereotype though.