TheVeiledProphet
Member
When the April day is now at an end
And the heat lamp turns of on the veiled chameleon
And the crickets digesting in silence they sleep
Will this post garner complaints about the cage that I keep
Will they say "oh no heat lamps that just isn't right,"
"And just how many crickets was that 3 or that 4!?"
The masters of lizards up high on their thrones
Look down on the mass of us owners like drones
There's just something about it you just can't understand
Like chameleons will hate just the thought of your hand
But just like my crickets get gut loaded with stuff
Most of this forum is blather and guff
I keep my chameleon in a small screened in fence
What we most have in common is indifference.
And the heat lamp turns of on the veiled chameleon
And the crickets digesting in silence they sleep
Will this post garner complaints about the cage that I keep
Will they say "oh no heat lamps that just isn't right,"
"And just how many crickets was that 3 or that 4!?"
The masters of lizards up high on their thrones
Look down on the mass of us owners like drones
There's just something about it you just can't understand
Like chameleons will hate just the thought of your hand
But just like my crickets get gut loaded with stuff
Most of this forum is blather and guff
I keep my chameleon in a small screened in fence
What we most have in common is indifference.
