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chameleon guy

chameleon guy

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What is the weirdest thing that you have ever done or has ever happened to you. i stood next to my bathtub once(i wasn't taking a bath) while washing my hands and fell in the bathtub:D. I was really tired and my leg was leaning against the side of the tub.:eek:
 
Got 3rd degree chemical burns on my eyelids. Apparently Nare isn't safe for facial use.
 
I went to a rave dressed like a pirate.
I tried to ride a pissed off heifer.
I have fallen 15 feet out of a tree at the zoo.
I was ran over while skiing in colorado.

I have a billion and two things I could share lol, but most of them are embarassing XD

-Andrea
 
I have a billion and two things I could share lol, but most of them are embarassing
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tis the point, no?

I'm glad my pain could bring you happiness BB. :p

I guess it's a bad idea to leave a early 20 something yr old man alone in a hotel room with a bottle of whiskey in the freezer and a bottle of Nare in the bathroom, with nothing but time on his hands. I'm lucky I left that room with any hair on my body.
 
My wife and I were Invited by a neighbour to a fancy dress party at the local club.
Since Id never been to one in my life, I thought what the hell, it might be fun, and at any rate, the kids will get a laugh.
Wife went as a devil, I borrowed a fake nuns habit she had made for a similar thing from her dance troop days, cant remember what the neighbour wore, something silly.
We walked into a crowded club infront of about 400 people, endured weird looks, jokes and laughter from everyone, until somebody pointed out it was the wrong night!
"D'oh!!!"
Ended up staying anyway and having a few drinks with freinds, still dressed as a nun, 'Sister Act' eat ya heart out!

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Joe, I really must say. That is the creepiest thing I have ever seen.

You have ruined my catholic school nun fantasy.
 
LOL, Ive seen some nuns from catholic schools, that there is one sexy nun by comparison! Maybe you could donate your nare to your local nunnery ROFL :D

P.S that was definately a 'once-in-a-lifetime' thing, trust me! same for your ..ahem..hair removal experiment? :D
Was probly better than shaving your chest aka 'Sienfeld' :D
 
I can't believe i am actually going to share this...:eek: This has to carry a don't ever try this when your bored disclaimer... not a good idea these days.... We all do stupid stuff when we are in school... but In high school my buddy and I tried to bring the age old college tradition into our highshool and we streaked right through Cheerleading practice after school one day. We disguised ourselves with long pink wigs and ran like hell with our clothes bundled in hand..lol... right behind the cheerleading coach... Well when I looked up because we were getting quite the ovation from the cheerleaders, I tripped and went down hard onto the black top. I had to quickly gather my clothes that had scattered and catch up with my buddy who was almost to the getaway car, all while the girls cheered... and the Coach screamed his head off trying to chase my neked arss. I got away clean... but with some gnarly road rash in places that are normally covered.:eek: All the important stuff was okay though. lol... That was my most embarrassing moment.
 
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jojackson said:
LOL, Ive seen some nuns from catholic schools, that there is one sexy nun by comparison! Maybe you could donate your nare to your local nunnery ROFL :D

P.S that was definately a 'once-in-a-lifetime' thing, trust me! same for your ..ahem..hair removal experiment? :D
Was probly better than shaving your chest aka 'Sienfeld' :D
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Indeed JJ, hence the reason behind the nare in the first place. I really am a blond gorilla....It was beach season :D

Joe..*sigh* I have no words for that tale of doh.
 
when i was like 5 i hade a huge crush on my neighbor....my bro was like 7 and he was jelouse one day cause i was talking to her for like an hour straight...so he came over...and we were seperated by a fence...the girl and me....so my bro tried to scare me by hiting the fence and he didnt get any attension from her by doing it...so he pulled down my pants and bite my a$$...i know a little gay...but it gets worse...turns out her family was having a barbeque....a big back yard so i didnt notice it.......so im on the ground crying...he is lughing and she ran away...i get up and try to kill him....my mom comes out to find about 20 adults watching me and my bro go at it both sobbing in tears now....she finds out what happens and took us in the house and broke a wooden spoon on his butt and screamed at me....i went up to my room and started to screem an apology out my window to the now gathering croud...but it just came out like a srceaming crying 5 year old...........my crush never talked to me again:rolleyes:
 
Okay... this was when I was MUCH younger, braver (or stupider), and well before I began thinking of the consequences of my actions!

I went to Columbia to tour the Amazon. While there, I bought the cutest pair of monkeys! A boy and a girl! Only $25 US dollars! To get them home, I hid them in the front of my dress. I kept my hands tucked into my pockets to hold them in place... It just looked like I was 8 months pregnant! I made it all the way to Los Angeles! Through several security checks, drug sniffing dogs in Panama, and U. S. customs in Florida! What an idiot!

I still shudder when I think about what would have happened if I would have been caught!
 
Olowanpi said:
Okay... this was when I was MUCH younger, braver (or stupider), and well before I began thinking of the consequences of my actions!

I went to Columbia to tour the Amazon. While there, I bought the cutest pair of monkeys! A boy and a girl! Only $25 US dollars! To get them home, I hid them in the front of my dress. I kept my hands tucked into my pockets to hold them in place... It just looked like I was 8 months pregnant! I made it all the way to Los Angeles! Through several security checks, drug sniffing dogs in Panama, and U. S. customs in Florida! What an idiot!

I still shudder when I think about what would have happened if I would have been caught!
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And.....!? You keep them or sell them on the black market!? :)

You guys make my horrible day much better.
 
Pure said:
tis the point, no?

I'm glad my pain could bring you happiness BB. :p

I guess it's a bad idea to leave a early 20 something yr old man alone in a hotel room with a bottle of whiskey in the freezer and a bottle of Nare in the bathroom, with nothing but time on his hands. I'm lucky I left that room with any hair on my body.
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Sorry.....just seen this bit......wet myself again:D
 
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