What is your MOST embarassing moment??!

[RPCV]

Years ago was in the Peace Corps, found myself in an area with no running water/toilets. Just a hole in the ground with plywood on three sides for at least some perception of privacy. Was squating (being a male that's needed for #2 when all you have is a hole in the dirt). Had mastered the art of squat while smoking...a local kid walks up and asks me to bum a smoke. I say "sure, just give me a minute", I got pants around my ankles, one had with a cigarrette trying not to topple over or mess up my one pair of shoes. He just says "OK" folds his arms and starts staring at me; waiting for me to finish. Concept of privacy is lost in some cultures. I just stare back; everything puckered up. He won, I cut it short and gave him a smoke. Don't know why; but was embarrassed; for me and him.

 

[DekuScrub]

Years ago was in the Peace Corps, found myself in an area with no running water/toilets. Just a hole in the ground with plywood on three sides for at least some perception of privacy. Was squating (being a male that's needed for #2 when all you have is a hole in the dirt). Had mastered the art of squat while smoking...a local kid walks up and asks me to bum a smoke. I say "sure, just give me a minute", I got pants around my ankles, one had with a cigarrette trying not to topple over or mess up my one pair of shoes. He just says "OK" folds his arms and starts staring at me; waiting for me to finish. Concept of privacy is lost in some cultures. I just stare back; everything puckered up. He won, I cut it short and gave him a smoke. Don't know why; but was embarrassed; for me and him.

HAHAHHAHQA! awesome.

i poop squatting on the toilet. feet on the seat. half the time wiping is unnecessary but you still have to test. it pretty much falls out. props for pooping aue naturale. the toilet seat is one of the most ill conceived inventions of man.