You know you've gone chameleon crazy when.....

nick barta

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Your feeder insects eat a more balanced diet than you do...:D

This should be a fun thread!!:D

Nick
 
I think this has been done before, but is a great thread!

... when you LOVE the sight of a healthy looking poop!:D Every time my two produce I tell them just how clever hey are, lol!:eek::D
 
rofl! i can relate. i get so jelous and envy my animals when they eat and i dont. that i am soo lazy to make myself food sometimes, but feeding crickets a delicious well prepared salad is a nessesity. lol! this is ubsured!:D
 
This is an ouch for those of you that do this!

When you spend more time attending to your Chams than YOUR REAL KIDS!
 
you know you've gone chameleon crazy when. you buy supplies, food, and more chameleons, rather then buying yourself nessesities (clothes, medicine and prosponing your bills) lol.

when you dont go to church on sunday morning because you were up on the threads and the sponsors sights till 3am the night before (i gotta realy stop doing this) lol

when you rack up 50$ in long distance fees trying to search for a certain species. lol


it doesnt stop with the food, but continues on. my life has became rediculous in the last 5 months lol
 
This is an ouch for those of you that do this!

When you spend more time attending to your Chams than YOUR REAL KIDS!

Ouch! Guilty! Lol! :D My chams come first, lol! My kids (and hubby!) are old enough to fend for themselves though!:p My chameleons ARE my kids too!

You know you're chameleon mad when - you have more pics of your chams than your kids on Facebook! Also guilty of this one, lol!:D
 
....when you don't even own a chameleon & you can't stop reading, thinking & daydreaming about them non-stop all the time!!! :D


(wonders what will happen to me when I finally get one in a few months!!! :eek:)
 
... When you picture where you'd put the chameleons (ahead of your own furniture) in every apartment you go check out. "Oh look, I can fit at least three cages in this corner...!"

... When you run around your neighborhood grabbing branches neighbors have trimmed and left on the side of the road to be picked up by trash.
 
O.k. Let me clarify this. WE are not crazy, it is everyone else that doesn't get it!!!:D:D

You are crazy when people ask for pics of your kids and you whip out your chams!!
When you are telling "cute" stories of your chams at work.
When you are yelling at your kids and husband for turning on too many lights cuz the chams (and dragon) are sleeping!!:D

Loving it!!
 
When a neighbor reports your free range room to the sheriff because they think you are growing marijuana.

When the UPS man asks you to take your "live insects" deliveries out of the truck instead of bringing them up to the door.

When you select indoor faucets because they will accept threaded garden hose not because they look good.
 
When a neighbor reports your free range room to the sheriff because they think you are growing marijuana.

When the UPS man asks you to take your "live insects" deliveries out of the truck instead of bringing them up to the door.

When you select indoor faucets because they will accept threaded garden hose not because they look good.

I'll have to check into those threaded faucets! :D
 
Oh no! Hahaha That is hillarious.

No, really. I am waiting for that visit!!!! You can see into the lower level of our house from the sidewalk. I keep the blinds mostly closed, which feeds the suspicion!! All you can really see are the suspended lights :)
 
Oh no! Hahaha That is hillarious.


Well, it really happened to me. The sheriff drove up one day when I was getting home from work, was very pleasant but was obviously fishing around wondering about the "brightly lit room full of plants" some snoopy neighbor saw.

I gave him a tour (partly because it was so funny, I couldn't wait to dispell the rumor, and because I always liked to talk about the melleri). He was a totally nice guy but he did give me a funny look as I blathered on about lizards.
 
Well, it really happened to me. The sheriff drove up one day when I was getting home from work, was very pleasant but was obviously fishing around wondering about the "brightly lit room full of plants" some snoopy neighbor saw.

I gave him a tour (partly because it was so funny, I couldn't wait to dispell the rumor, and because I always liked to talk about the melleri). He was a totally nice guy but he did give me a funny look as I blathered on about lizards.

You should find out who they are & call the cops & say you saw them beating some children through their window. See how they like it! :D
 
When you are yelling at your kids and husband for turning on too many lights cuz the chams (and dragon) are sleeping!!:D

Loving it!!

OMG I SO do that!! LOL!!!

You know you've gone cham crazy when you find/earn an extra few $ and you wonder what cham you can get next. ;)
 
When every large tree in the shopping mall needs to be visualized with several Chams in them before you turn your gaze to the stupid stores you are supposed to be there for....
 
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