maryanne27

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  maryanne27

• Apr 6, 2016

Last night I dreamt I explained at length to major chain pet store employees what proper chameleon care is. I need to get off this site.

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  maryanne27

• Mar 20, 2016

My niece hasn't been eating lately. I almost suggested giving her more vitamin A before I realized she is a human, not a reptile.

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  maryanne27

• Feb 29, 2016

This is the only site where I take posts like "help with sex/poop" seriously. Anywhere else just sounds creepy... hahaha

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  maryanne27

• Feb 27, 2016

Can't wait to get my chameleon and update my household status to Menagerie once more.

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  maryanne27

• Feb 21, 2016

Great. I told my husband graciliors have sail fins on their tails. Now he has started referring to my future cham as Sailsey. :/ hahaha

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  maryanne27

• Feb 19, 2016

Just bought a betta fish to hold me over till I get my cham. I named him Catan... He is all settled hahahaha

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  maryanne27

• Feb 18, 2016

Can't wait to get my Gracilior! Since I have to wait, I'm biding my time by stalking others with graciliors and quads on here haha