Chameleon Jokes

[JacksJill]

A chameleon walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender: " That'll be $12. You know, we don't get many chameleons in here."
The chameleon: "I'm not surprised with these prices."

 

[K_Wolf]

Two chameleons are arguing about color change. Cham thinks it's possible to become any color he wants, but Chammy says no.
After hours of arguing, Cham realizes that Chammy is never going to understand what he's saying. Finally, as a last resort, he decides to step in front of a glass window and asks "Have I made myself clear now?".
Chammy stares at him for a long time, looking him up and down.
"Yes" she says, "but the only thing you've made clear to me is that you lied about being out of hornworms this morning. I can see at least 3 right there in your stomach."

 

[JacksJill]

Two chameleons are sitting on a sunny branch. The temperature starts to rise, and the one says
"Does it seem hot out here to you?" and the second responds "AHHHHHHH! A talking chameleon!"

 

[JacksJill]

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles!

 

[JacksJill]

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a chameleon walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the chameleon's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the chameleon. "Your name is written inside the cover."

 

[JacksJill]

How do you make a small fortune in the chameleon business?
Start with a large fortune.

 

[JacksJill]

What does a silkworm do on New Years Day?

It turns over a new leaf.

 

[JacksJill]

Why don't chameleon's like fast food?

Because they can't catch it.

 

[laurie]

I gave my veiled chameleon some Valium to see if this would help with his aggression.
Now I have a calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon!



And I'm done!

Come on, I am enjoying this!

 

[Tortdad]

These are possibly the worst jokes ever.... but I love them and read each one, lol

 

[JacksJill]

How can you tell which end of a hornworm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

 

[JacksJill]

Q: What did the chameleon say when he got his tongue tied in a knot?

A: Ow thit!

 

[el chamino]

A very thirsty chameleon walks to the corner of his enclosure, smacks the nozzle and yells, "You got a problem, mister?"

 

[JacksJill]

^^LOL! I love that one.

Q: What did the chameleon say when he got his tongue tied in a knot again?
A: Ow thit! ot agan!

 

[el chamino]

Tounge twisters would probably be inappropriate, right?

 

[el chamino]

Waddaya get when you glue a cricket to the ceiling??

Chameleon bungee jumping!

 

[maclainpdx]

You'd be cranky too if you had eREPTILE dysfunction

 

[el chamino]

... sarcasm warning...




Any product pack listed as "Complete Chameleon Starter Kit"

 

[JacksJill]

^^Those are a joke.

 

[maclainpdx]

... sarcasm warning...




Any product pack listed as "Complete Chameleon Starter Kit"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE OMG IM DEAD