Corrupt a Wish Game

[Syn]

Okay, I'm sure many of you have seen this thread on other forums, but hey! Have you seen it here?

Firstly, you make a wish, the next person to reply must grant it, but they can put a twist on it etc. to "corrupt" it.


Example:

Poster1: I wish that I had a million dollars.

Poster2: Your wish is granted, but inflation has made a slice of pizza cost two million dollars.

I'll start off.

I wish I had a fridge that was never empty.

 

[Lizardlover]

Your wish is granted, it will always be filled with stinky tofu.


I wish I could spend all day with my chams.

 

[Syn]

Tofu is tofu, I'll eat it anyways!

Granted, but now you only have one chameleon.

I wish I had a roll of never-ending toilet paper... (AHAHAHAAH!)

 

[Lizardlover]

Tofu is tofu, I'll eat it anyways!

Granted, but now you only have one chameleon.

I wish I had a roll of never-ending toilet paper... (AHAHAHAAH!)

Stinky tofu is rotten tofu that marinates in rotten fish liquid. Not even Andrew Zimmern will eat it!

 

[Lizardlover]

Tofu is tofu, I'll eat it anyways!

Granted, but now you only have one chameleon.

I wish I had a roll of never-ending toilet paper... (AHAHAHAAH!)

Granted, but it is toilet paper made out of poison ivy.

I wish I were rich. (seems pretty foolproof to me )

 

[Syn]

Your wish has been granted. But, now the word rich is defined as a person who has not showered for days.

I wish I was bulletproof! (So not foolproof... )

 

[Lizardlover]

Gross!

Your wish has been granted. However, bullet is just another name for soap.

I wish I could be invisible.

 

[Courtney]

Granted, how ever being invisible also make you float....so off you go to outer space.........

I wish for crix that didnt chirp as adults.... now thats fool proof

 

[Lizardlover]

Granted, how ever being invisible also make you float....so off you go to outer space.........

I wish for crix that didnt chirp as adults.... now thats fool proof

Granted, however because they dont chirp they use their wings to fly.

I wish I never had to spend money of feeders again.

 

[Courtney]

Granted, Feeders may be free but they die within 24 hrs no matter how hard you try....

I wish for a sleep number bed

 

[Lizardlover]

Granted, Feeders may be free but they die within 24 hrs no matter how hard you try....

I wish for a sleep number bed

Granted, it has been cut up and placed in each one of your chameleons enclosures to help absorb the water.

I wish candy were healthy.

 

[Courtney]

Granted, it has been cut up and placed in each one of your chameleons enclosures to help absorb the water.

I wish candy were healthy.

FAil....it soesnt absorb h2o as it is an air pocket bed
not a temperpedic? did i spell that right lol

Granted....but here is only one kind of candy available...Harry Potter Vomit Jelly Beans....

I wish for a healthy parsons clutch

 

[Lizardlover]

FAil....it soesnt absorb h2o as it is an air pocket bed
not a temperpedic? did i spell that right lol

Granted....but here is only one kind of candy available...Harry Potter Vomit Jelly Beans....

I wish for a healthy parsons clutch

Aww darnit! Well theres a new sleep number model out then lol.

Your wish is granted, you have recieved a healthy, mint condition, clutch invented by Mr.Parson.

I wish I had a greenhouse.

 

[Breeze]

Granted... when the parson clutch hatches, you must give them away to me.

I wish that I'll become the next clapton

Edit* dang it danny you posted thata minute before me.

 

[Courtney]

granted, your green house is only 12x12x12 in it sits on ur desk

i wish i had a million dollhairs

 

[AZNichol]

granted, your green house is only 12x12x12 in it sits on ur desk

i wish i had a million dollhairs

Granted, your doll is an life sized replica of the 50 ft woman.

I wish for my pre-pregnancy jeans to fit.

 

[Courtney]

granted, however jeans are now a fashion no no.

I wish for world peace

 

[Syn]

Your wish is granted, however there are now aliens attacking from outer space.

I wish to be the greatest goalkeeper EVERRRRR.

 

[Breeze]

granted but you are now a goalie for the Devil's undead soccer team.

I wish to have a tongue similar to a chameleons

 

[Rocky]

granted but you are now a goalie for the Devil's undead soccer team.

I wish to have a tongue similar to a chameleons

Granted, but now your mouth is sealed ad you can't open your mouth.

I wish I could jump as high as the clouds and over mountains 