Do you think I'm fat?

[ChamAllen]

Hi,

This is Mellisa Meller.

I've put on a little weight lately.

Does it show?

See attached picture

 

[ChamAllen]

Hi, It's Melissa again.

Here's a shot of me at a more flattering angle?

Do you think I'm fat?

 

[Psychobunny]

Now that, is one bigass chameleon
Of course, having it closer to the camera helps

 

[ChamAllen]

Now that, is one bigass chameleon
Of course, having it closer to the camera helps

PsychoBunny do you ever sleep?

Also, are you getting a huge number of pop ups on this site?

 

[ChamAllen]

She's been eating small Aardvarks that I buy at AardvarksRUS. That might account for her size. Brian

 

[Psychobunny]

PsychoBunny do you ever sleep?

Also, are you getting a huge number of pop ups on this site?

Short answer to your question; NO!!

I do not get any pop-ups at all, I must have good blocking software

 

[Psychobunny]

She's been eating small Aardvarks that I buy at AardvarksRUS. That might account for her size. Brian

How about opossums?
We have them all over around here!
I would be happy to sell them to U as feeders

 

[ChamAllen]

How about opossums?
We have them all over around here!
I would be happy to sell them to U as feeders

She tried them. Claws get stuck and they won't sit still for a good Calcium dusting. Besides, I get hissed at enough by the chams. Don't need another varmint hissing at me too.

 

[Psychobunny]

Ha! you would hiss to if you were about to be fed to a giant, fat lizard

 

[Chameleonmaster]

That's one massive melleri!!!!

 

[DGray]

Hi, It's Melissa again.

Here's a shot of me at a more flattering angle?

Do you think I'm fat?

Girl, you not fat. You need better lighting.
And a bigger boyfriend....

 

[jrath]

How many hours did that take you on photoshop!

 

[Psychobunny]

How many hours did that take you on photoshop!

LOL! Like I said, note how much closer the cham is to the camera then it's
owner. With the right kind of lens, you can force perspective, and make stuff
look a lot bigger, they do it in filmmaking all the time.
No need to Photoshop

 

[carol5208]

By her getting so fat she shrunk in length! She does not look over 2 1/2 feet long as you claimed in your other thread! lol

 

[ChamAllen]

Girl, you not fat. You need better lighting.
And a bigger boyfriend....

Swear. No photoshop.

Here she is next to her friend Miss Piggy Pygmy.

I think you're right. She's not fat. She's just a plus size gal with a lot of love to give.

 

[carol5208]

Swear. No photoshop.

Here she is next to her friend Miss Piggy Pygmy.

I think you're right. She's not fat. She's just a plus size gal with a lot of love to give.

So is he REALLY that big or what??? Also, don't turn or blink an eye as you know they are quick with their tongues and that little pygmy will be an afternoon snack!!!

 

[Psychobunny]

Yeah, I hope you only held that pyg close to her only for a real quick pic.

That little pyggie would make a fine snack for your meller's

 

[ChamAllen]

Yeah, I hope you only held that pyg close to her only for a real quick pic.

That little pyggie would make a fine snack for your meller's

Believe me, the thought occured to me too. But, Melissa Meller is so spoiled that she won't eat anything smaller than the biggest Dubia.

 

[carol5208]

Believe me, the thought occured to me too. But, Melissa Meller is so spoiled that she won't eat anything smaller than the biggest Dubia.

So I am serious...is she really that big???

 

[ChamAllen]

So I am serious...is she really that big???

When she's asleep she's not that big, but when she's upset and puffs up and puts on her black stress spots she seems to grow an additional 25%. Her length doesn't get any longer but her height and girth get much bigger.