Melissa had just reached 2.5 feet!

[melble68]

This should get really interesting as peeps get home from work and get online.

Trace those planes have no idea what kind of trouble they're in. Holy Moly!!!!!

 

[Lathis]

That image is amazing! I laughed myself out of my chair.

 

[FlChamMom]

This should get really interesting as peeps get home from work and get online.

Trace those planes have no idea what kind of trouble they're in. Holy Moly!!!!!

Oh yes- do one with a tongue shot to a plane!!!!

 

[melble68]

Godzilla and his flames has nothing on this one.

 

[ChamAllen]

The Flying Panthers of the Arctic.

What time of year were you in Siberia? Any chance you were able to witness the annual migration of the Furcifer wyvernii? I've heard the flocks of the Winged Panther chameleon can be quite spectacular but that they spook easy.

Yes! The Flying Panthers are quite beautiful and fly around all year but are only visible in the summer (when they are visible 24 hours per day).

Care must be taken when viewing them as they loose their bowels unpredictably.

They are commonly known as Panther Jays as they can imitate the sounds of local wildlife and make sounds like dying sea life to attract their prey, similar to the Jays in the Hunger Games.

They primarily feed on schools of flying fish and Arctic Gulls but have been known to take a Thresher Shark or Small Sea Lion or two.

 

[melble68]

And its now been taken to an additional level of creativeness. You two need to go on free style comedy stand up tour. I'll sit in the front row and heckle the entire time. It would be worth the price of admission and the punishment for sitting in the front.

 

[Trace]

Q: What do you call a chameleon that can't change colour?

A: A reptile dysfunction!

 

[melble68]

Q: What do you call a chameleon that can't change colour?

A: A reptile dysfunction!

And now the one liner chameleon jokes. Where will it end. Hopefully never. This is the funniest thread that has to of ever existed. I didn't know that chameleon addicts were so funny.

Btw Trace, your avatar and mine have been in the movies together. Luke Skywalker is my nosy be. His sire was Vader from the Panther Company in Sacramento. Luke actually has a brother on here who lives w/ ridgebax1 up in PA.

 

[Lathis]

I insist my name be first billing: "The Lathis and ChamAllen Chamedy Hour: The Most Colorful Act on Vaudeville"!

Trace can open for us - Stick with us, kid, and you'll be a star!

 

[chameleonowner32]

lol... Trace

 

[Trace]

Luke Skywalker is my nosy be. His sire was Vader...

GAH! Spoiler alert!

Trace can open for us - Stick with us, kid, and you'll be a star!

They like me! They really like me!

 

[Rodzuf]

So just curious do all Mellers stay this small?

 

[melble68]

So just curious do all Mellers stay this small?

more fuel for the ridiculous fire that is already raging in our senses of humors.

 

[ChamAllen]

Did you hear the one about the chameleon that couldn't get it up?

He had e-reptile dysfunction.

Badda bing. Badda Boom.

Need more vodka.

 

[FlChamMom]

For my entry into this circus:

Guy walks into a bar with a large chameleon on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and says "I can't serve you- go take that thing to the zoo". Guy walks out. The next day he comes back in, the chameleon is still on his shoulder but this time it is wearing sunglasses. The bartender says "Didn't I tell you I couldn't serve you until you took that thing to the zoo?" Guy replies "I did, and today he wants to go to the beach".

 

[leedragon]

For my entry into this circus:

Guy walks into a bar with a large chameleon on his shoulder. Bartender looks up and says "I can't serve you- go take that thing to the zoo". Guy walks out. The next day he comes back in, the chameleon is still on his shoulder but this time it is wearing sunglasses. The bartender says "Didn't I tell you I couldn't serve you until you took that thing to the zoo?" Guy replies "I did, and today he wants to go to the beach".

HAHAHAha lol

 

[Trace]

I am quite enjoying this thread but may I remind everyone that this a family site and content MUST be appropriate for all ages. Posts that contravene this will be removed and warnings and infractions given.

 

[Eggimations]

Eats baby ducks? You let your chameleon eat ducklings? :'( Poor ducks.

 

[newtochams]

But remember to watch your back there may just be a stalker cham watching you! Lol

 

[melble68]

Eats baby ducks? You let your chameleon eat ducklings? :'( Poor ducks.

If you would go and unfortunately read all the pages (its gonna take some time) of this thread you will soon realize there is "sarcasm" from the very beginning. No one, including the OP, ate anything w/ wings.