Official Chameleon Forums Comedy Thread...

Decadancin

Decadancin

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So, for those of you who need a laugh, this is the thread for you. I would like to keep this as "Rated G" as possible, so please remember our audience contains all walks of life from all races, ages, sexes, etc. Lets have some fun with this! :D (Extra points for chameleon humor if there is any!!!;))
 
Great idea deca.I have a few ill post when I'm on the computer again.there Irish sketches ill have to double check them for swearing and I don't know how they'll go down with users from across the seas as there a real play on rural Irish behaviour there really popular here but I don't know if anyone else will find them as good
 
babyjoe said:
Great idea deca.I have a few ill post when I'm on the computer again.there Irish sketches ill have to double check them for swearing and I don't know how they'll go down with users from across the seas as there a real play on rural Irish behaviour there really popular here but I don't know if anyone else will find them as good
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Humor about Irish behavior is some great stuff! This story is about a trip on the road to Abbeyfeale. (Brings back some childhood memories!... The place, not the joke;))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=155SFn8KxgU
 
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So, a friend and I are in Vienna. My friend is a musician, and a huge fan of Beethoven. So while we are there, she makes it a point to go see his gravesite. She comes back hysterical, telling me that I have to come to see something. She practically forces me out the door, and we take off. Upon arriving, she rushes me straight to the grave, and tells me to listen, and not make a noise. So Im listening, and I start to hear music. You hear that? She says.
Yes, I hear music!
That's Beethoven's 2nd piano concerto, but, its backwards! She says.
Backwards? I said.
Yes backwards, she says.
Why is it playing, and why is it playing backwards? I ask.
I don't know! She says.
We see a worker taking his lunch under a tree nearby, and call him over.
Can you hear that? we ask.
Yes, he says, that's Beethoven's 2nd piano concerto, played backwards.
Why? We ask.

Well, he says, that's Beethoven's grave.

We know that, she says, but why is it playing, and backwards?

Well he says...














































......he's decomposing.
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^^^^ROTFL

Two atoms wake up after a rough night. One exclaims, "Oh no, I think I lost some electrons." His friend asks, "Are you sure?" He responds, "Yes, I'm positive."
 
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