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"Two peanuts are walking down the street... One was assaulted!"

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?"

(Sorry, couldn't resist :eek:)
 
i was walking down the road the other day and i was attacked by a duckdoo.
"whats a duckdoo?"
"quack,quack"


thats funny right there :D
 
This is possibly the most harmless joke ever but its my favourite

2 sausages in a frying pan, one turns and says to the other jeez man its getting hot in here the other screams aaaahhh a talking sausage :D
 
Oh yes!....lol...some excellent gags on here now......I got some good stuff by Sasha Baron Cohen..... - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zydq...y_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1&safe=active

If you like it I would suggest checking out the other Ali G interviews on Youtube .......there are a couple that I wouldn't dare post on the forum .......:eek::D:cool:


....Erm....ok....no really 'dangerous' ones.... - Interviewing a British ex-chief of police......- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdNS...y_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1&safe=active
 
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im an eddie murphy fan myself
heres some more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQ2DgNoHjs

i know its childish but im real into jim carrey just the sight of him and i start laughing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8UdYd1HgG8

and another of my harmless jokes
a man walks into the doctor with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ass
the doctor says sorry to tell you mate thats only the tip of the iceberg
 
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