some random questions

[danfree33]

Hi all just some random questions.

1. i yawn near his cage will he take this the wrong way?

2. is normal for him to poo on me i mean he dose it every time i have him on my hand?

3.will a green top make my cham want to mate with me coz he just spent about two min trying till i could get him back in his cage.

This might be a bit strange but he was really trying to.

Thanks

 

[TyggyToo]

Hi all just some random questions.

1. i yawn near his cage will he take this the wrong way?

Chameleons are terribly aware of being boring. That's why they are so odd in so many ways; they don't want to be common. Please don't yawn or he'll think he isn't being flamboyant enough.

2. is normal for him to poo on me i mean he dose it every time i have him on my hand?

Stop Squeezing.

3.will a green top make my cham want to mate with me coz he just spent about two min trying till i could get him back in his cage.

I would suggest changing you're passwords on the computer. Obviously your chameleon has taken to viewing lizardporn while you are away.


Submitted in post-holiday giddiness for your approval,
Tyg

 

[whereswaldo]

lol tyggytoo

Chameleons are terribly aware of being boring. That's why they are so odd in so many ways; they don't want to be common. Please don't yawn or he'll think he isn't being flamboyant enough.


Stop Squeezing.

I would suggest changing you're passwords on the computer. Obviously your chameleon has taken to viewing lizardporn while you are away.


Submitted in post-holiday giddiness for your approval,
Tyg

lol maybe if u didnt make him feel inadequite with your yawns he wouldnt poo on you?

 

[whereswaldo]

honestly the wanting to have sex sure he isnt rocking as a defense? sounds like you quite possibly scare the crap out of him id leave him in his cage a little while. did you just get him?

 

[Arlo]

With regards tothe second question he poo's after being out for ten minutes or so and not every single time.

And the last he wasn't doing it in the defensive way which we've witnessed he was thrusting and his *blank* was out and some *blank* came out !