speaking of funny stories....

Hurst08

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I figured since one of the last posts was regarding a chameleon dream I would post mine...

My boyfriend is a extremely strange sleeper. Sleep talks and walks like it's the middle of the day.

A couple weeks ago around 10:30 he was already passed out as I'm watching TV and in his crazy sleeping stupor he says 'Uh-Oh.... babe.... i said UH-OH.' Knowing he was sleeping, i decided to entertain him anyways and said 'WHAT?!'

'There is a chamleon in my pillow case, move slowly and turn on the light'
So, just so he didn't freak out, I did just that. He gets up VERY cautiously and starts poking around the pillow

I said, 'your being rediculous why don't you go look at Mrs. Greens cage and see that she's there'

' NO BABE NOT HER, THERE IS A DIFFERENT CHAMELON IN MY PILLOW CASE WHY DONT YOU BELEIVE ME?! I FELT IT CRAWL ON ME AND SLIP INTO THE PILLOW'

Needless to say, this went on for a good two mins until he finally came to his senses and actually woke up. And even still he was mad at me for not beleiving him. Hahahahaha poor guy.
 
I figured since one of the last posts was regarding a chameleon dream I would post mine...

My boyfriend is a extremely strange sleeper. Sleep talks and walks like it's the middle of the day.

A couple weeks ago around 10:30 he was already passed out as I'm watching TV and in his crazy sleeping stupor he says 'Uh-Oh.... babe.... i said UH-OH.' Knowing he was sleeping, i decided to entertain him anyways and said 'WHAT?!'

'There is a chamleon in my pillow case, move slowly and turn on the light'
So, just so he didn't freak out, I did just that. He gets up VERY cautiously and starts poking around the pillow

I said, 'your being rediculous why don't you go look at Mrs. Greens cage and see that she's there'

' NO BABE NOT HER, THERE IS A DIFFERENT CHAMELON IN MY PILLOW CASE WHY DONT YOU BELEIVE ME?! I FELT IT CRAWL ON ME AND SLIP INTO THE PILLOW'

Needless to say, this went on for a good two mins until he finally came to his senses and actually woke up. And even still he was mad at me for not beleiving him. Hahahahaha poor guy.

How funny! I love that he was mad at you for not believing him afterward. Sometimes I dream that my husband does something wrong and in the morning I'll be mad at him for it. Lol, it takes me a few minutes before I remember it was a dream.
 
This post made me laugh - It reminded me of something that happended to me once - I was dreaming that I was extremely made at my husband to the point that I started kicking him - man I was giving it to him good. Next thing ya know, my husband was waking me up, screaming "Stop Kicking Me"!! Uh Oh, My dream had gone too far! There is no way that I would have gotten away with that when I was wide awake!!
 
I mostly sleep talk, but I've slept walked a few times. The last time it happened someone was trying to wake me up and I got up, got a glass of water, walked out to the garage, looked around a bit, walked around the garage, and went back to the couch I was sleeping on, set the water down (undrinken might I add) and slept again.
 
omg thats hilarious!!:D one day i was singing "Mary had a little lamb, and Happy Birthday" in my sleep. i was asleep but i still knew i was singing it. but at the same time i didnt know i was singing it. does that make sense?!:p
 
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