Lathis
Chameleon Enthusiast
I'm a big fan of describing things in headline format, so this really cracked me up.Can just see the headlines now "Kansas man arrested at Canadian border attempting to smuggle 700 Jackson's Chameleons in his pants. When asked about his crime, he responded 'I just wanted some beer!'. "
Slight edit though, I'm a chick, so I would smuggle them in my skirt