rambonerzilla
Avid Member
OK next one.... and this may be a trick .....
Now, I'm no comedian, but it's pretty
funny. It's a Little Johnny joke. Now
in the joke, Little Johnny can't talk.
And Little Johnny's teenage sister asks
her mother if she can go out on a date.
As x tells this joke, he moves around the room. Scott's
CAMERA follows.
X
The mother asks, 'Where's he taking
you?' The sister says, 'The drive-in
movie.' The mother tells her she can
only go if she takes Little Johnny with
her. She says okay. They go to the
drive-in, they come back. The mother
gets Little Johnny and says, 'Okay,
what happened? Where did ya go?'
X , as Little Johnny, draws a square in the air, and acts
like he's driving.
X
Mother says, 'The drive-in movie. What
did they do?'
X, as Little Johnny, acts like he's kissing.
X
'They kissed. What else?'
X, as Little Johnny, starts squeezing imaginary breasts.
X
'He felt her up? What else?'
X, as Little Johnny, acts like he's undressing.
X
(dumbfounded)
'They took off their clothes? What
else?'
X, as Little Johnny, vigorously acts as if he's having sex.
X
'They did it? What were you doing?'
X, as Little Johnny, vigorously acts as if he's jacking
off.
Everyone in the room breaks up. Wayne, the boys, the deputies,
even Scagnetti cracks a smile.
As x was telling the joke, he stopped in front of Deputy #4
during the punchline.
OK that was a bunch of x' s I had to put it this k earned a 2 dollar bill.... frack!
Winner gets a nude pic of my chameleon! And he's a young stud
Now, I'm no comedian, but it's pretty
funny. It's a Little Johnny joke. Now
in the joke, Little Johnny can't talk.
And Little Johnny's teenage sister asks
her mother if she can go out on a date.
As x tells this joke, he moves around the room. Scott's
CAMERA follows.
X
The mother asks, 'Where's he taking
you?' The sister says, 'The drive-in
movie.' The mother tells her she can
only go if she takes Little Johnny with
her. She says okay. They go to the
drive-in, they come back. The mother
gets Little Johnny and says, 'Okay,
what happened? Where did ya go?'
X , as Little Johnny, draws a square in the air, and acts
like he's driving.
X
Mother says, 'The drive-in movie. What
did they do?'
X, as Little Johnny, acts like he's kissing.
X
'They kissed. What else?'
X, as Little Johnny, starts squeezing imaginary breasts.
X
'He felt her up? What else?'
X, as Little Johnny, acts like he's undressing.
X
(dumbfounded)
'They took off their clothes? What
else?'
X, as Little Johnny, vigorously acts as if he's having sex.
X
'They did it? What were you doing?'
X, as Little Johnny, vigorously acts as if he's jacking
off.
Everyone in the room breaks up. Wayne, the boys, the deputies,
even Scagnetti cracks a smile.
As x was telling the joke, he stopped in front of Deputy #4
during the punchline.
OK that was a bunch of x' s I had to put it this k earned a 2 dollar bill.... frack!
Winner gets a nude pic of my chameleon! And he's a young stud
