Thezillaman21
Avid Member
It all starts way before one even knows they are right for keeping a chameleon they begin to google image chameleons.
The obsession continues and you find yourself learning the pros and cons to different species. You find one you like..
Your obsession grows more you dream about owning one.
You work your as* off and gain perfect abs to make the money to get everything...
NO TURNING BACK FROM HERE!
you set up your cage to your hearts disire. And fail to provide equal foliage because you fear u will never see your chameleon.
You purchase your chameleon and are hooked and determined to own one of every species before you kick the bucket.
While your friends are out partying you stay home because you need to give your chameleon it's needs.
You chase away small children and don't let anyone make noise or go in your room unless they are supervised.
You shoot the family dog... Jk lol I'm not that mean.
You skip doing homework to write a message about how to propaerly care for a Cham and you troll the chameleon forums like a super hero hopping to save a chameleon in distress.
You leave a girl because she does not support you new hobby/commitment and the chameleon is your first love....(Chris Anderson? Lol)...
You don't read huck fin because reading what Chris Andersons report on the temp feeding thing distracts you. You draw chameleons on the school desks without realizing it. You compare the art work known as the lidded salt cellar to a pacman crossed with a veiled chameleon.
And u write this message on an iPod.
That's how the chameleon addiction works.
I love chameleons forever. Comment if u agree or if your Chris anderson and have a problem with my joke about you.
The obsession continues and you find yourself learning the pros and cons to different species. You find one you like..
Your obsession grows more you dream about owning one.
You work your as* off and gain perfect abs to make the money to get everything...
NO TURNING BACK FROM HERE!
you set up your cage to your hearts disire. And fail to provide equal foliage because you fear u will never see your chameleon.
You purchase your chameleon and are hooked and determined to own one of every species before you kick the bucket.
While your friends are out partying you stay home because you need to give your chameleon it's needs.
You chase away small children and don't let anyone make noise or go in your room unless they are supervised.
You shoot the family dog... Jk lol I'm not that mean.
You skip doing homework to write a message about how to propaerly care for a Cham and you troll the chameleon forums like a super hero hopping to save a chameleon in distress.
You leave a girl because she does not support you new hobby/commitment and the chameleon is your first love.
...(Chris Anderson? Lol)...You don't read huck fin because reading what Chris Andersons report on the temp feeding thing distracts you. You draw chameleons on the school desks without realizing it. You compare the art work known as the lidded salt cellar to a pacman crossed with a veiled chameleon.
And u write this message on an iPod.
That's how the chameleon addiction works.
I love chameleons forever. Comment if u agree or if your Chris anderson and have a problem with my joke about you.
