URGENT HELP!

[Van darkholme]

I took my chameleon to the vet and I’ve been stressed ever since because she tells me he’s not paying attention in class. Im not sure if i should start giving him medication for his innatentiveness or mabye i need to up his number of daily mistings?
any help would be appreciated as he left home with my credit card and got 34 tongue piercings.

 

[PoseidonTheChameleon]

April fools?

 

[kinyonga]

Too obvious.

 

[Van darkholme]

Too obvious.

is this normal behaviour? he got a full body tattoo as well trying to show his "true colours". makes no sense to me but his urates seem fine so he's probably okay