Worse than when the cricket bag breaks

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All of this talk about snails has mde me think about this really old joke...
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow so he went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they'd say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

Sorry...I know it's corny.
 
All of this talk about snails has mde me think about this really old joke...
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow so he went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they'd say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

Sorry...I know it's corny.
Wow 😂
 
All of this talk about snails has mde me think about this really old joke...
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow so he went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they'd say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

Sorry...I know it's corny.
I had that joke in my head almost daily…my old Toyota Corolla had a big red S on it’s back end and I had a lead foot.
 
All of this talk about snails has mde me think about this really old joke...
Once there was a snail who was tired of being slow so he went out and bought a really fast sports car and had the dealer paint a big 'S' on each side of it.

Whenever someone saw him zooming past in his new car, they'd say, "Hey, look at that S-car go!"

Sorry...I know it's corny.
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good escargot are like whelks or I guess a bit like meatier clams, slightly different taste but not too much different. No slime cause once cooked it's gone, and then most people use a garlic and herb butter sauce

Chameleons, skinks, and a lot of other species of lizards love young snails.
 
good escargot are like whelks or I guess a bit like meatier clams, slightly different taste but not too much different. No slime cause once cooked it's gone, and then most people use a garlic and herb butter sauce

Chameleons, skinks, and a lot of other species of lizards love young snails.
My friend:So you like chameleons?
Me:yes! I'm talking about them right now the the chameleon forums!
My friend: oh cool what in specific?
Me: EATING SNAIL'S! 🐌
 
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