You know you're a chameleon addict when....

[chrisw]

All of these are great. Here are a couple more:

-When you mastered all kinds of weird "skills"- none of which could ever go on a resume like...catching a loose, fast moving 1/3" cricket with two fingers without killing it - since every cricket is sacred
-Being able to turn any worthless piece of trash into something useful - like using a pair of tin snips to turn a pickle jar lid into a pretty good cricket food bowl

Love all the references to bins and plants at Home Depot I don't think I can ever see another sale rack of bins or sale rack of plants without stopping t think how i might use them - even though I KNOW i have no room for even one more of either.

Also love the one about convincing your wife that a cockroach isn't a cockroach. I bred two types of cockroaches for about 2 years without telling my wife. Had to tell her when a huge hissing cockroach went strolling across the floor one day.

 

[warpdrive]

...when you have more bugs inside your home, then there are bugs outside your house.

Harry

 

[TreelionsUK]

When you constantly collect,milk jugs,yoghurt pots and Ferrero Rocher chocolate Boxes,to use for feeding bugs and incubaiting eggs

When your mates all call you lizard boy

 

[dodolah]

...when you have more bugs inside your home, then there are bugs outside your house.

Harry

not in my case.
there are ant nest residing in a tree on the street outside of my house.
Since the tree belongs to the government, we cannot do anything to it.

Good reference on the milkjugs.
I admittedly buy milk and drink it just to get the empty jug so I can turn it into a feeder bowl. One more jug to empty out.
Normally, i don't like milk. But, I can tolerate it for my chams

 

[Lin Hill]

You know your addicted when you send more photo's of your chams to family and friends than of your kids!!!!
And when you make 'NOM NOM' noises every time your cham takes a locus from you fingers!!!!

 

[FaunaBgirl]

You KNOW you are seriously addicted to chameleons when you don't want potential relationships bothering you and your chameleon.

 

[Chameleonboy]

When you walk in the dark and hit your knee to the corner of your bead just so you dont have to turn on the lights and wake your cham up.

-Clemonde

 

[Pure]

When you have dreams about lighting.

 

[toddmkeller]

When everyone at work calls you "Lizard king" or refers to your chameleons as your babies.

 

[Fearaffect]

when u bob your head at the females.........

 

[Minihuey]

When you ask your gf on a romantic walk in the woods but really looking for cool looking branches to bring home to your real lover "chameleons"

 

[Miss Lily]

when u bob your head at the females.........

Hahaha!! How romantic, lol!

 

[jojackson]

If you refer to your pregnant wife as 'Gravid' !

 

[Fearaffect]

If you refer to your pregnant wife as 'Gravid' !

and when she goes to smack u........u flare up and start swaying....

 

[jojackson]

Or you tell her you see a cham in her ultrasound pic!....

Or if she does this,(gapes) you mist her incase shes overheating!

 

[joshdhensley]

Or when all extra money that comes in, you say.. hmm what can we get next.. although we may need some new furniture etc.. lets go ahead and get those new chams.. we are like a kid in the candy store when we start preparing to get more...

 

[Fearaffect]

Or when all extra money that comes in, you say.. hmm what can we get next.. although we may need some new furniture etc.. lets go ahead and get those new chams.. we are like a kid in the candy store when we start preparing to get more...

A kid in a candy store after goin to Chucky Cheeses!!!!

 

[panthercham]

When your chams have the perfect vitamin regiment and its never been missed but your own vitamins roll around in your pockets for days.....

 

[jojackson]

A white kid in a candy store, hugging a balloon after goin to Chucky Cheeses!!!!

Lol Im outta here Im gettin silly!

 

[Anilr16]

When your take better care of your chameleon(s) than yourself, lmao!