Chameleon Jokes
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MissSkittles
Chameleon Enthusiast
I’m laughing ‘cuz it’s so true!
MissSkittles
Chameleon Enthusiast
AmandaS
Retired Moderator
Funny they show 2 males. Lol
Fchamel
Chameleon Enthusiast
just realized that!
You are a nerd!
Ambilobe123
Avid Member
Aren’t we all…?
AmandaS
Retired Moderator
Yes!!! We sure are!!!
Mountain Dragon
Chameleon Enthusiast
You know what’s a joke
petsmart thinking they know how to take care of chameleons
petsmart thinking they know how to take care of chameleons
Mountain Dragon
Chameleon Enthusiast
Bad joke alert
what did the F. belalandaensis say
nothing their dead
what did the F. belalandaensis say
nothing their dead
Mountain Dragon
Chameleon Enthusiast
The chameleon says to the monkey “man I’m thirsty” to which the monkey replies “go down to the river and get a drink of water”.So the chameleon crawls down the tree and wobbles over to the river bank. He leans down to take a sip and falls in.
As soon as he does, an alligator scoops him up and says “man are you crazy I could have ate you for falling into the water like that”. The chameleon replies “dang man you’re right. Me and a monkey were smoking a joint up in that tree and I got thirsty.”
Perplexed the alligator says “you and a monkey were smoking a joint together in a tree? I gotta see this” so the alligator crawls to the base of the tree.
The monkey looks down at the alligator, surprised, and says “holy cow how much water did you drink!?l”
Mountain Dragon
Chameleon Enthusiast
A chameleon pilot was lost but he was finally found in plane sight
Klyde O'Scope
Chameleon Enthusiast
What makes you think they don't know that? THEY DON'T CARE. Chameleons are just another item for sale to them; an impulse item that in all likelihood will generate many times more in subsequent sales.
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Klyde O'Scope
Chameleon Enthusiast
On a number of levels!
