Chameleon Jokes

[MissSkittles]

 

[JacksJill]

 

[JacksJill]

Why was Boy George banned from the reptile exhibit?

Now that I'm a moderator I can't tell you the punch line...

 

[Steve A]

What is your chameleons job title when an invader bug enters their enclosure, and they eat it??


karma karma karma karma karma chameleon

 

[kinyonga]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comm...coming_in_that_boy_george_has_been/?rdt=44759

 

[kinyonga]

Why was Boy George banned from the reptile exhibit?

Now that I'm a moderator I can't tell you the punch line...

@JacksJill I wouldn’t say it either if I were you.

 

[kinyonga]

“Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.
No, blue.
No wait, a pink one.
Cool.
Never mind, I'm keeping it!”

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[rcknew152]

Good method

 

[rcknew152]

Why don't chameleons ever play hide and seek?

Because they always get spotted!