Chameleon Jokes
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CamoChameleonsHuman
Chameleon Enthusiast
An American backpacker stumbles upon a patch of magic mushrooms while traveling through the jungle....
He decides to make his adventure even more adventurous and eats the mushrooms.
A couple minutes later, everything starts to seem vibrant and oddly colorful.
He starts to hallucinate.
He follows what appears to be a trail and runs into a French chameleon.
The chameleon says "bonjour monsieur!".
The traveler smiles with wide eyes having never felt this kind of high.
He couldn't speak french, so he moves on a bit baffled without responding.
A couple minutes down to trail, the traveler starts feeling dizzy and develops and slight stomach ache.
A Spanish salamander appears.
The salamander says "Hola señor! Todo bien?"
The traveler says "hola" in response, but did not know any Spanish beyond that.
He continued on his way.
The dizziness and stomach pains quickly become unbearable.
The traveler vomits and collapses under a tree.
His breathing is heavy.
The thought of death starts looming in his nauseous mind.
He is trying his best to keep his teary eyes open, hoping it will keep him alive until the high wears off.
Out of nowhere, A British gecko appears.
The gecko says "So sorry old chap, you had some poisonous mushrooms, you'll be gone in a short bit, but I do have good news though."
With a weak breathe, the traveler mutters "whats the good news?"
The Gecko says
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
He decides to make his adventure even more adventurous and eats the mushrooms.
A couple minutes later, everything starts to seem vibrant and oddly colorful.
He starts to hallucinate.
He follows what appears to be a trail and runs into a French chameleon.
The chameleon says "bonjour monsieur!".
The traveler smiles with wide eyes having never felt this kind of high.
He couldn't speak french, so he moves on a bit baffled without responding.
A couple minutes down to trail, the traveler starts feeling dizzy and develops and slight stomach ache.
A Spanish salamander appears.
The salamander says "Hola señor! Todo bien?"
The traveler says "hola" in response, but did not know any Spanish beyond that.
He continued on his way.
The dizziness and stomach pains quickly become unbearable.
The traveler vomits and collapses under a tree.
His breathing is heavy.
The thought of death starts looming in his nauseous mind.
He is trying his best to keep his teary eyes open, hoping it will keep him alive until the high wears off.
Out of nowhere, A British gecko appears.
The gecko says "So sorry old chap, you had some poisonous mushrooms, you'll be gone in a short bit, but I do have good news though."
With a weak breathe, the traveler mutters "whats the good news?"
The Gecko says
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico."
CamoChameleonsHuman
Chameleon Enthusiast
CamoChameleonsHuman
Chameleon Enthusiast
CamoChameleonsHuman
Chameleon Enthusiast
Shhhhhhh..... Be very very quiet. LolLooks like someone has been on FaceBook again
