Cricket attack!

[MrHarris]

So I just got off work (12am) and was walking to my car when I got frantic phone call from my girlfriend. She was sceaming at me that she woke up to a cricket eating her hand in bed. I of course laughed because I'm a guy and told her to bite it back. She didnt think it was very funny. I arrived out our apartment 20 minutes later to see here curled up on the couch and everything throwable throw (20 random shoes and books) in the corner of the bedroom. I found the suspect and flushed him to show her it wasn't coming back. She had me take apart our room in search for any other culporates but I found none. In a fit of rage she talked about getting rid of the Cham she loves so dearly to prevent this from happening again but in the morning I know all will be well again in our house hold. Now at 1:20am its finally Miller Time and ESPN.com. Lesson is, either be careful with your crickets when you have a girly girl in the house or sleep on the couch alone

Good night!

 

[Bernie]

My fiancé hates crickets. We do have escapees and i usually find them before she does. But I know when she finds them as she screams. She found one in the bathroom once and locked it in until i came home. So she couldn't use the toilet all day! Haha

 

[carol5208]

That is why we always say not to leave the crickets in the cage at night with your chameleon!!! I am sure she will mellow out and let you keep the cham!

 

[kongchi]

LOL only describes half of what happened when I read this

 

[millerman6401]

i freaked out when i woke up to a superworm beetle on my forehead. i didnt even know where it came from but it wasnt fun finding it

 

[MrHarris]

That is why we always say not to leave the crickets in the cage at night with your chameleon!!! I am sure she will mellow out and let you keep the cham!

It was actually a escapee from my cricket keeper on my patio. He some how managed to navigate his way to my girlfriends side of the bed.

 

[MrHarris]

i freaked out when i woke up to a superworm beetle on my forehead. i didnt even know where it came from but it wasnt fun finding it

Ha I could imagine! I don't even like touching those scary little things.

 

[sdheli420]

So I just got off work (12am) and was walking to my car when I got frantic phone call from my girlfriend. She was sceaming at me that she woke up to a cricket eating her hand in bed. I of course laughed because I'm a guy and told her to bite it back. She didnt think it was very funny. I arrived out our apartment 20 minutes later to see here curled up on the couch and everything throwable throw (20 random shoes and books) in the corner of the bedroom. I found the suspect and flushed him to show her it wasn't coming back. She had me take apart our room in search for any other culporates but I found none. In a fit of rage she talked about getting rid of the Cham she loves so dearly to prevent this from happening again but in the morning I know all will be well again in our house hold. Now at 1:20am its finally Miller Time and ESPN.com. Lesson is, either be careful with your crickets when you have a girly girl in the house or sleep on the couch alone

Good night!

I still have to hide mine..i hardly ever show any girls whats in the box that sounds like crickets..

to be honest i used to have them all over the place when i was 15..wake up with one on your neck, ied never freak out..they feel different than any other insect (safe, vs. the way a spider feels)..i would just grab them, and throw them acrossed the room and go back to sleep..lol, after ex (way back then) said i would not get any lovin anymore while crickets are runnin around (she refused to ever stay at my place after a "mishap" )..so i got it all fixed up..

but these days, im just waiting for when i have company over, and a lone cricket walks by... LOL

 

[LeorandtheChameleon]

okay i am a girly girly and this happened to me. when you wake up too see a strange little black thing crawling all over your body its scary. so now i sleep with my dog on the bed who is 16 years old but hey he eats the escape artist. its scary most times you don't know what the bug is at first. give us girly girls a break. we don't know what the bugs are at first, we want our men to defend our honor (yes bugs count), and look at them they are gross looking.

 

[MrHarris]

okay i am a girly girly and this happened to me. when you wake up too see a strange little black thing crawling all over your body its scary. so now i sleep with my dog on the bed who is 16 years old but hey he eats the escape artist. its scary most times you don't know what the bug is at first. give us girly girls a break. we don't know what the bugs are at first, we want our men to defend our honor (yes bugs count), and look at them they are gross looking.

Haha I hear you.. But if it was the other way around and I was woken up to one biting me, she would laugh her head off. I made alters to my screen door today so it won't happen again .. Hopefully so I get to keep my girlfriend and my cham for now

 

[allencg101]

It was actually a escapee from my cricket keeper on my patio. He some how managed to navigate his way to my girlfriends side of the bed.

note to yourself cricket keepers do not keep crickets in!!! I learned this the hard way lol but to help you out use tape on the big holes this will help from letting the little criiters escape!!!

 

[MrHarris]

note to yourself cricket keepers do not keep crickets in!!! I learned this the hard way lol but to help you out use tape on the big holes this will help from letting the little criiters escape!!!

I do a pretty good job of keeping them in for the most part but a few days ago I started accumulating fruit flies in my keeper. When I was cleaning it out and switched my egg crates from old to new a few conspirators jumped and pulled a Criss Angel on me vanishing into the cracks of my AC unit only Later to show up in bed. My cat does a good job and locating and destroying them too. I think I'll be taping up any larger holes tomorrow when it's light out

 

[gerhartrx]

That is why my cham is banished to the office. No more in home reptiles. Plus my wife is pregnant. I have the same complaint about our cat. Nice cat but I feel it is time to let her stay outside permanently. I hat the F'N litter box. Cats are nasty little animals inside. Outside they are cool.