Drastic times call for....

[Syn]

....DRASTIC MEASURES! Yes! Who said that?!?!? THANK YOU



This is why 20 energy drinks before a speech is not good.

TELL RANDY GONZALES.

 

[KingJulien]

LOL! It's the Hulk of politicians. He said he had a Master's in Communication. Is that true? I'm pretty sure they would have stopped those bad habits in Communication 101.

 

[Syn]

I'm hoping this was a hoax.

 

[Symbiot]

Haha, that's hilarious. He's wired!

 

[KingJulien]

I think it was real. He claims that he was trying to be more inclusive to the right wing extremists. He should have gotten one of his degrees in acting, that might have helped him pull it off.

 

[Syn]

Inclusive, huh? Either that or on too much of something.

 

[KingJulien]

Inclusive, huh? Either that or on too much of something.

Maybe he failed to mention an inclusion of cocaine into his system.

 

[Syn]

Maybe he failed to mention an inclusion of cocaine into his system.

That or some sugar-coated energy candies with added energy energy.

....Energy.

 

[Olimpia]

Woooooah.... talk about needing a chill pill! What an intense guy lol

 

[morpheon]

I don't know if it's real or fake, but i do know the guy needs some therapy! And if he's really a politician, he needs to learn his text!!! Still funny though!

Thank you Sabrina!

 

[jessica]

Whoa LMBO this guy is intense!

I wonder if he lost his voice after that speech lol!

 

[jackscham]

He's either jacked on coke or simply nuts. The question is......Who voted for him??????

 

[Syn]

I voted for him.

 

[Don]

I really love the spot where he says something about 13 years and holds up fingers. This guy thinks he has 13 fingers! Also, at the end he "humbly" asks for the vote? If that is humble, I'd hate to see hyped up and assertively asking for the vote!

What a hoot!

BTW, just looked it up and it is real and he did not get the nomination. Too bad, this guy would have been great entertainment in office.

 

[txskunk]

I might just die laughing it's almost as funny has the woman getting hit in the head with a sling shotted watermelon.. great post Syn,,,

 

[Olimpia]

He was on the Colbert Report last night! lol

 

[Syn]

He was on the Colbert Report last night! lol

Woah, do tell.

 

[Olimpia]

You can watch the full episode online at colbertnation.com, but they made fun of him a little and showed clips of this exact video. I laughed just from the coincidence lol

 

[Syn]

Oo darn. My connection is too crappy. Maybe another time.

Interesting.