Usually I have an awesome sense of humor maybe a little weird, but I really am stressed about the little guy. I want him to have an awesome home but don't have the funds right now. I will get rid of that silly sand tho right away. I was already planning on it I've been researching for a couple days but it's hard when you can't identify them!!
If you generally have an awesome sense of humor, then it is clear to me why you missed the jokes here !
Even if I don't have a chameleon?
Yes, even though you don't have a chameleon... yet ...
I'm going out on a limb here but i think it's a species of day gecko Rather than a house gecko.
It should probably have more color but maybe it just needs some TLC, UVB and some good food.
If it's a day gekko it will probably like soft fruits like banana or mango.
I'm not an expert either, but I instantly thought it is a Day Gecko of some sort. I believe they shouldn't be handled much at all because they have very sensitive skin and can get injured easily. I'm sure there are some that will have more solid identification skills with geckos, but I would definitely put up a bunch more pictures to help identify.
Welcome to the Gecko Forums @Ejavina12
(glad you are here!)