Hemipenal prolapse

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

Meanwhile I just now got broken up with..... Aka literally 5 mins ago..... Sux but I still have Apollo

You still have us! We are a Chamily!

 

[JoXie411]

We are chamily we got all the chameleons we need!!

 

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

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Beautiful couple!

 

[JoXie411]

You still have us! We are a Chamily!

Wow you stole my line

 

[CamoChameleonsHuman]

Wow you stole my line

I'm in your head. P.s. This is wife number 2 for me as well. Don't feel bad. The first one always tends to go south. Especially if you were really young and dumb like I was at 18

 

[JoXie411]

I'm in your head. P.s. This is wife number 2 for me as well. Don't feel bad. The first one always tends to go south. Especially if you were really young and dumb like I was at 18

Ahhhhh we are both young and dumb then, stupid heart. Number 2 is always better!!

 

[Brodybreaux25]

Well it was more frequent, every day, then every other day, now 3 times a week, I have a girlfriend I don't have sex with animals brody

@salty dog where did you get that I said you have relations with animals?

I do not appreciate you spreading lies about me.

 

[Brodybreaux25]

Regardless of how your confused little mind got there, I apologize for the original comment.

It was uncalled for and completely unprompted by you. Comments like that are just how my mind works and I have to actively try not to be an Ahole.

I failed on this one, my apologies.

 

[Darthroastcoffee]

Of course a hemipenal prolapse topic gets turned into relationship stories..haha

 

[snitz427]

You’d have to get laid in those four years, so.....

#shotsfired

 

[Thehippie]

update, my parents don't want to bring Apollo to another vet because apparently its too far or too expensive and the first vet said he was fine... contemplating taking him there myself but I don't have a ride and I'm not allowed to drive... on the bright side Apollo looks good as ever he downed 9 crickets and a hornworm today as his every other day new feeding schedule or every 3 days depending on how he wants his crickets or when he wants them

 

[JoXie411]

update, my parents don't want to bring Apollo to another vet because apparently its too far or too expensive and the first vet said he was fine... contemplating taking him there myself but I don't have a ride and I'm not allowed to drive... on the bright side Apollo looks good as ever he downed 9 crickets and a hornworm today as his every other day new feeding schedule or every 3 days depending on how he wants his crickets or when he wants them

Ugh if I lived near you I would take you sorry love

 

[Thehippie]

Ugh if I lived near you I would take you sorry love

for now all I can do is make him comfortable and hopefully within the next two weeks i'll be able to convince my parents

 

[JoXie411]

for now all I can do is make him comfortable and hopefully within the next two weeks i'll be able to convince my parents

Kiss as much parental butt as possible and look as sad as you can be. It will eat at your parents. I hope my son doesnt use these tricks on me

 

[Beman]

update, my parents don't want to bring Apollo to another vet because apparently its too far or too expensive and the first vet said he was fine... contemplating taking him there myself but I don't have a ride and I'm not allowed to drive... on the bright side Apollo looks good as ever he downed 9 crickets and a hornworm today as his every other day new feeding schedule or every 3 days depending on how he wants his crickets or when he wants them

I ditto Joxie... Wish I lived closer to drive you. My daughter gets me everytime when she does stuff around the house without me asking her lol

 

[Rst_Cham]

Ahhhhh we are both young and dumb then, stupid heart. Number 2 is always better!!

I'm on #2 as well, SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

 

[Thehippie]

Kiss as much parental butt as possible and look as sad as you can be. It will eat at your parents. I hope my son doesnt use these tricks on me

lets just hope he doesn't find these forums lol, then he'll know all your business

 

[JoXie411]

lets just hope he doesn't find these forums lol, then he'll know all your business

Omg I didn’t even think about that!!