Lizard jail

[leedragon]

It was jokinly suggested that members that engage in inappropriate conduct would be taken to lizard jail. I'm thinking that @Decadancin, @Brad, and @Chris Anderson would be the cham police. I would like to discuss lizard jail. what lizards would perform each job?What is lizard jail like? How do you get sentenced to lizard jail? Food? Lizard jail vs lizard prison? Yesterday was a little rough on the forum so have fun with this.

dude are you high? from one to yes how high are at the moment?

 

[Decadancin]

Iguanas would be security guards, their fast and can outrun chams if their on the loose D:

True, they do not do the "leaf walk"

 

[EveryGreen]

True, they do not do the "leaf walk"

Well it's a hard life.. If chameleons had been in jail for awhile.. Wind or not I think chameleons would have adapted to the 'mealworms with extra calcium' life and would have ran as fast as they can

 

[Virgil1972]

I think we went from lizards in jail to lizards running the jail.

 

[Nursemaia]

There is so much gold in this thread... I try to explain it to my fiance what happens when you get a bunch of chameleon obsessed people together and he's just like "so you all go mental"?

I'll be at my boyfriend's house and he'll look at me and see me typing on my phone and say you're talking to those lizard people again aren't you. I try to tell him whatever it is I'm responding to and he stops me and says it's ok he doesn't understand it.

@Remkon I'm disturbed at the number of likes you got accusing me of doing drugs. I really don't do drugs anymore. Pot just makes me hungry and sleepy.

 

[Nursemaia]

I think we went from lizards in jail to lizards running the jail.

Someone has to run the jail.

 

[Angelwolf]

And it certainly can't be the cats!

 

[EveryGreen]

I think we went from lizards in jail to lizards running the jail.

If people ran the jail I'm pretty sure it would be lizard Alcatraz

 

[Angelwolf]

If people ran the jail I'm pretty sure it would be lizard Alcatraz

Nah. It would be like celeb jail. We would all take too good of care of the prisoners. Jail is supposed to be harsh!

 

[Nursemaia]

And it certainly can't be the cats!

My cat is an a** he pees in the dog's food bowl when he gets mad at the dog.


Hornworms would be contraband in lizard jail. Make shivs from the horns

 

[Angelwolf]

And you only get 1 bite, each month, ONLY for good behavior, and no hissing.

 

[JacksJill]

I'm disturbed at the number of likes you got accusing me of doing drugs.

It's not what he said. It's how he said it.

 

[EveryGreen]

Nah. It would be like celeb jail. We would all take too good of care of the prisoners. Jail is supposed to be harsh!

Yea your probably right. We would also give them hair cuts and cut their toe nails

 

[Andee]

LMAO omg lizard jail is hard place to exist D8 I think people who don't understand the love for the scalies don't understand how mental they can make you XD

 

[Nursemaia]

And you only get 1 bite, each month, ONLY for good behavior, and no hissing.

Hahaha no hissing. No plants for you

 

[Angelwolf]

@Nursemaia, did you"give" @EveryGreen some of those drugs too? I have never heard of lizards with hair! Or was he talking about shaving the cats?

 

[Nursemaia]

It's cold in lizard jail.

 

[EveryGreen]

And you only get 1 bite, each month, ONLY for good behavior, and no hissing.

And you get time off if you help keep track of who's who

 

[Virgil1972]

It's cold in lizard jail.

Iv been in a prison its everything but cold.

 

[Nursemaia]

@Nursemaia, did you"give" @EveryGreen some of those drugs too? I have never heard of lizards with hair! Or was he talking about shaving the cats?

He found his own. In my experience LSD makes you see things that aren't there like hairy lizards.