veiled vs panther

[davthevieled]

Well, you might want to consider this:

WHICH SPECIES IS THE KING OF ALL CHAMELEONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's how I think it would go down. Veiled versus Panther (remember these animals weigh the same):

Round one, the chameleons see each other.

Round two, they recgognize absolutely nothing that needs to be immediately engaged in combat and/or mated with.

Round three, they decide that neither can eat one another.

Round four, they go in opposite directions, occasionally looking backwards to see what the other one is doing.

Round five, they both decide "AW YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT MOFO IS LOOKING AT ME BACKWARDS!" and charge one another.

Round six, they both go airborne a few feet before clashing. The Panther does a front flip and the Veiled rotates so that it is flying through the air upside-down with its claws up.

Round seven, everything goes into slow motion. A cricket chirps.

Round eight, right when the Veiled passes under the Panther, they simultaneously tongue shoot.

Round nine, to be continued...

Seeco, the Michael Bay of the Chameleon world.

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