KarmaChameleon1337
Avid Member
KNOCK KNOCK,
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Who's there?
Daisy.
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Lame Joke Contest~~ :)
- Thread starter drcrossfire
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absolutbill
Chameleon Enthusiast
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
A stick.
absolutbill
Chameleon Enthusiast
This really happened to me:
Around Halloween a group of people dressed as Native Americans walked past the front desk of the hotel where I was working. As they walked by, one turned and shouted, "Don't worry, we have reservations!"
Around Halloween a group of people dressed as Native Americans walked past the front desk of the hotel where I was working. As they walked by, one turned and shouted, "Don't worry, we have reservations!"
okiroo
Avid Member
omg! Lol! Xddd
shaunaroxanne
Avid Member
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk!
A walk!
drcrossfire
Avid Member
I'm glad this thread got revisited 
i love me some lame jokes!
i love me some lame jokes!
Eltortu
Established Member
drcrossfire
Avid Member
So a man goes into a dentists office and goes, "I think I'm a moth."
The dentist says, "well if you're a moth... why are you at the dentist?"
the man replies:
..... "The light was on"
The dentist says, "well if you're a moth... why are you at the dentist?"
the man replies:
..... "The light was on"
Trillian
New Member
A man heard about the opening of a zoo not far from where he lived with his wife and children. He loved taking his family to the zoo, and they were all excited about exploring a new attraction so close to home. He took a day off work one Thursday because he had been to enough zoos to know they are really busy at the weekend.
That Thursday the weather was really warm, which you'd expect in late August. The family packed a really healthy but nice picnic, lots of salad and fresh fruit, all in a really good cooler so it would be perfect at lunchtime. They sensibly applied sunscreen to the children and they all wore sunhats, then packed the car and set off.
The car journey was uneventful, the man was a really careful driver, but not in an annoying way, just sensible.
They arrived at the zoo, paid the entrance fee and went through the gates.
Once inside they were shocked that in the whole 4 acre site, there was only one animal: a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
That Thursday the weather was really warm, which you'd expect in late August. The family packed a really healthy but nice picnic, lots of salad and fresh fruit, all in a really good cooler so it would be perfect at lunchtime. They sensibly applied sunscreen to the children and they all wore sunhats, then packed the car and set off.
The car journey was uneventful, the man was a really careful driver, but not in an annoying way, just sensible.
They arrived at the zoo, paid the entrance fee and went through the gates.
Once inside they were shocked that in the whole 4 acre site, there was only one animal: a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
StreetMoggy
New Member
lol my fave so far!
little leaf
Avid Member
okay, because this is a "family show" I will clean this one up...
a bear goes into a bar, and orders a drink, the bartender says" we do not serve animals" , the bear says " oh yeah, if you do not serve me , I will go down to the end of the bar, and rip that blond up, eat her, and upset all your patrons". the bartender tells the bear to go ahead , thinking the bear is bluffing. So the bear does just that, causing quite a scene, and indeed eating the woman.
The bear hops back on his stool, and says " SOOO, are you going to serve me now? ". The bartender says, "NO, we do not server drug addicts either "
"WHAT !!?? " the bear screams - " I am NOT a drug addict "
the bar tender says " you sure are... that was a Barbiturate!"
LOL - sorry , my best attempt to be funny so early in the morning
I will clean this one up...a bear goes into a bar, and orders a drink, the bartender says" we do not serve animals" , the bear says " oh yeah, if you do not serve me , I will go down to the end of the bar, and rip that blond up, eat her, and upset all your patrons". the bartender tells the bear to go ahead , thinking the bear is bluffing. So the bear does just that, causing quite a scene, and indeed eating the woman.
The bear hops back on his stool, and says " SOOO, are you going to serve me now? ". The bartender says, "NO, we do not server drug addicts either "
"WHAT !!?? " the bear screams - " I am NOT a drug addict "
the bar tender says " you sure are... that was a Barbiturate!"
LOL - sorry , my best attempt to be funny so early in the morning
Whattaya call a deer with no eyes?... No Idea...
Whattaya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?... Still no idea...
Whattaya call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?... Still no F-ing idea
Whattaya call a deer with no eyes and no legs?... Still no idea...
Whattaya call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?... Still no F-ing idea
Two peanuts are walking down the street... One was assaulted.
A horse walks into a bar... Bartender says, "Hey, Why the long face?"
I hope those are lame enough . Just in case they are not, here's a Yo Mama joke.
...Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!!!
. Just in case they are not, here's a Yo Mama joke....Yo Mama is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!!!
patrickfraser
New Member
Who's bigger? Mrs. Bigger or Mrs. Bigger's baby?
The baby...Because the baby is a "little" Bigger.
Just a funny/lame joke I remember from my robot friend growing up named 2-XL.
The baby...Because the baby is a "little" Bigger.
Just a funny/lame joke I remember from my robot friend growing up named 2-XL.
