You know you're a chameleon addict when....

[joshdhensley]

When you feed your chams all the good stuff, crickets, silk worms, phoenix worms, super worms, goliath worms, butter worms, fruit flies, etc etc etc. but you can't even remember to take out something for dinner (me today, I forgot to take out meat before I went to work and now there will be no dinner :0)

 

[AJA]

When you feed your chams all the good stuff, crickets, silk worms, phoenix worms, super worms, goliath worms, butter worms, fruit flies, etc etc etc. but you can't even remember to take out something for dinner (me today, I forgot to take out meat before I went to work and now there will be no dinner :0)

Awww, come on Josh, you just mentioned a very highly nutritious menu there, I am sure your chams won't mind sharing with you . There is someone on this list (Canadain; female, lives in BC..has viels *pfft* - there goes the frontal lobes) that has some insect recipes, including ones with chocolate....

 

[writh]

When you spend more money on worms and crickets and shipping than any other bills...

 

[codiwatkins]

If you refer to your pregnant wife as 'Gravid' !

HAHA!!! this is great!

You know your a chameleon addict when every paper or presentation at school some how becomes cham related because for some reason, when your online doing research for school, you always make it to some cham related website!!

You know your a chameleon addict when you go to the store to buy food for yourself and somehow leave without anything you planned to buy, but have 4 diffrent types of veggies to gut load your roaches and crickets with.

You know your an addict when your looking to buy a house and you actually told your relator that a covered porch is a must so you can turn it into a cham enclousure during good weather.

You know your a cham addict when you have a huga back patio that use to be able to fit at least 3 guest and yourself on it and now its so full of plants that you can barly make room for one chair so you can sit for hours and watch your chams hang out!

And last you know your a cham addict when you no longer get your monthly manicure and pedicure because that 60 bucks could go to buying a variety of bugs that you love to watch your chameleon hunt for!!

And Im so with everyone on the people at work tired of seeing pictures of my chams!!LOL

 

[tkilgour]

You know your addicted when your wife yells at you and says "god damn Lizards" you like them more than me! LOL

 

[Malicious]

You know your addicted when you start searching for a nice sleeping bag. "I know if I can get rid of this bed.. I will have room for more cages!"

You know your addicted when you save every deli container from every where you go, in hopes that you can turn it into the "Ultimate Feeder Cup"

You know your addicted when you have a "Bio-Vine" in your shower...

 

[codiwatkins]

You know your addicted when you save every deli container from every where you go, in hopes that you can turn it into the "Ultimate Feeder Cup"

You know your addicted when you have a "Bio-Vine" in your shower...

HAHAHA

You know your a chameleon addict when you work 12 hours then when you get off work spend over an hour sorting your big dubia from your small ones so you have the right size for your baby chams to eat!!!!!! ( geesh I just got done doing this! WHAT a pain in the ass. I still cant get over how creepy the big ones are!)

 

[Fearaffect]

when your looking at yourself in the mirror, and u try to do the "leaf" walk...........not that I've ever done that.........never!!

 

[jojackson]

when your looking at yourself in the mirror, and u try to do the "leaf" walk...........not that I've ever done that.........never!!

LOL sure mate, never tried a 'moonwalk' or a Tom cruise preformance in undies and shirt with a hairbrush mike either eh?

"Take those old records off the shelf......"

 

[Fearaffect]

LOL sure mate, never tried a 'moonwalk' or a Tom cruise preformance in undies and shirt with a hairbrush mike either eh?

"Take those old records off the shelf......"

NA, did that in speedos.....!!!

 

[jojackson]

OMG! The mental Image will scar me for life!

 

[laurie]

When you ask your hubby to go 15 miles out of his way because he is working near the store that has really good greens and it is 125 miles from home

When you look at your chams every day and see another one might have URI, or that one might be a little dehydrated, maybe that one has mbd overnight,.....

you are happy to go buy another ficus tree because your cham ate the leaves on the last one

you offer to let hubby spent $800 on a new RC plane so you can get another cham

when hubby designs stuff for your chams so he has something to talk to you about

when hubby know your forum buddies by name when you talk

 

[Lizardlover]

I firgured id bring back this thread, and theres not one thing i havnt done (except maybe dance in speedos ) on this list. when you go to GNC and ask for some bee pollen and spirulnia and you get funny looks when you get asked what its for...(feeder gutload) lol.

 

[JoshuaTree]

Ok, I'm new here. but this is real for me.....you're so addicted to this new craze that you go on ebay and spend several hundreds of dollars on Chameleon items like plush figures,glass figures,pictures and even a super cool Chameleon phone (see below).

yea...thats me. addicted..big time. and I dont even own a Chameleon yet. lol

 

[InGoodHands]

When you dont allow your dogs in the cham room because they might stress him.
And when you break out your 30-06 to use the scope so you can see him close-up and not scare him!

 

[Miss Lily]

Or when you sit with the lights out in the evenings so your cham can get it's sleep!

 

[lucky]

... when you reach your hand in the cage and no matter how much he hisses and snaps, you swear he likes you!

 

[jessica]

when you sing a drinky song during the morning mist!
Or
when you spy on your chameleon through the window like a peeping tom

 

[chameleon97]

When you read all the inexperienced keeprs taking bad care, and you get sick to your stomach

When you CONSTANTLY tell your parents that my light is off because my cham is SLEEPING

I do these.

 

[Lovereps]

...when your son can make you laugh quite heartily by imitating a chameleon that's gaping and shaking, while saying, in the most timid, shaky voice,"I'm really scary, please don't eat me."

Truly, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!