Chameleon Jokes

[el chamino]

What strange natural force keeps pulling female chameleons out of trees??


GRAVIDY!!

 

[JacksJill]

Too bad we'll never know how many chameleon's snuck onto the ark.

 

[JacksJill]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk!

 

[JacksJill]

What do you call person that has too many reptiles?

Anole Retentive!

 

[JacksJill]

Do you know how to recognize a reptile dysfunction?

It's not hard.

 

[JacksJill]

Why did the chameleon turn down the job offer?

He just couldn't see himself doing that?

 

[jamest0o0]

Lmao

 

[VerucaSalt]

I needed this this evening---excellent pists, glad it was ressurected

 

[JacksJill]

Q. What do you call it when your chameleon cuts you off mid sentence?

A. A reptile disruption.

sorry so so sorry

 

[Remkon]

Q. What do you call it when your chameleon cuts you off mid sentence?

A. A reptile disruption.

sorry so so sorry

I printed this so I could tear it apart... It's a tear able joke. *badum tsssss*

 

[JacksJill]

If a joke is so bad that you laugh at how bad it is then isn't it truly a good joke?

 

[Remkon]

If a joke is so bad that you laugh at how bad it is then isn't it truly a good joke?

Probably not because if someone cries because of a very good joke it also doesn't mean they are sad.

 

[JacksJill]

Why do people like a chameleon so much when he is shedding?

Must be because he is A-peeling!

Happy Friday all!!

 

[Remkon]

My chameleon looked angry at me after feeding him dubia today... I think he had a roach rage.

(I don't want @JacksJill to feel lonely being the only one making bad jokes )

 

[JacksJill]

Why do some chameleons eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

 

[JacksJill]

Q: Can a chameleon jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

 

[Jevin]

How are Pat Brownson and crickets alike?

Spoiler

They both don't know what hit them.

Spoiler: Background

Pat Brownson got knocked out four seconds into a match with no count versus Mike Collins. Fastest knockout to date.

 

[Jevin]

Why don't chameleons play poker?

Spoiler

Because their tells are too easy to read.

 

[Jevin]

What did the one chameleon say to the other chameleon in an argument?

Don't you take that hue with me.

 

[Jevin]

Why was the chameleon expelled?

Spoiler

It was caught looking at a classmate's test.